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Reality Can Kick Rocks Sticker

For the days when physics looks you dead in the eyes and says no

This sticker captures the exact emotional temperature of a failed test run at three in the morning. Reality says stop. You say absolutely not. Perfect for laptops pelican cases whiteboards and any surface that has witnessed your descent into feral engineering mode.

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Deployment ideas

Prime locations to silently communicate that you are done with reality today.

  • Top lid of your lab laptop after a compile chain implodes.
  • Front of your travel case so the whole team knows the vibe.
  • Next to your whiteboard where half baked ideas go to be reborn.

Designed for stubborn builds

Slaps perfectly onto gear that actively resists your attempts to fix it.

Grippy laminate

Hangs on tight to pelican cases anodized panels and field kits that get tossed around.

Rounded corners

Prevents peeling even when you drag your laptop across half the lab.

Noise textured finish

Hides fingerprints scuffs and the physical evidence of stress induced tinkering.